April Fools

The best April Fools I heard today:

"I'm pregnant. April Fools!" -Mauricio, 4th Grade

Oh also this little Filipino boy named Mark who is bananas crazy and is heavily medicated for ADHD was sitting at his computer in the lab today and said, "I'm a computer geek," in a very nasal tone and adding length to the ee in 'geek.' I died laughing. Usually I have to tell Mark to stop standing on chairs or to stop punching my stomach and saying that I am a dummy. But that was pretty funny.